Indian Menu (by Evelyne)

If you ever go to India, you are bound to come across a German bakery, where you can eat Indian, Italian, Chinese, and even Maxican food. But don't look for Germans or German pastries, they are nowhere to be seen. If you're not very hungry, you can order a girlled cheese or a sandwicth. Also available are a plate of mashroom or mess potato. For bigger appetites, there are pizzas with green paper or macroni's with a silce of bread. To drink, why not try a fresh frut juse or a child beer? If you would like some desert, there are always pan cack on the menu. And if you liked it, you may come back for breakfast and have a big bowl of cornflex!

Seriously, we read all of these words and many more in menus all around India, which always give us a good laugh. We've also seen signs for a Panting School and a place where you can rant a motorbike... In India, everything is possible!!